WANTED: An explanation for why Van is always taking Violet's socks off and putting them in the fridge.
WANTED: People to stop irritating me all the time.
WANTED: About $1,000,000.
WANTED: A new car with every bell and whistle available.
WANTED: A lunch date with a different friend every single Saturday.
WANTED: A basket full of patience.
WANTED: A Van translator.
WANTED: A solution to helping my child not be so disrespectful to the teachers at school.
WANTED: A gift certificate for infinite birth control.
WANTED: Lots of money to get all my dental work done.
WANTED: A freaking vacation.
WANTED: A stretch mark eraser.
WANTED: Caitlyn to come over to my house and do my hair everyday.
WANTED: A Sonic Route 44 diet Coke with vanilla.
WANTED: Yellow curry from Rosie Thai in Glendora.
WANTED: To go to California for Christmas.
WANTED: A white Christmas if I have to be in Utah for Christmas.
WANTED: More time to work on my cookbook project.
I complain a lot.