Friday, March 2, 2012
If you are Van
If you are Van, you just walked in the door from playing in the snow and where most children are happy and excited, you are screaming and crying instead.
If you are Van, you decided to take off your boots while you were in the snow. You thought it was much more effective if you just walked in the snow in your socks.
If you are Van, you are walking around the house moaning and crying because you are so cold. No kidding bro, YOU WERE WALKING AROUND IN THE SNOW WITHOUT BOOTS ON.
If you are Van, you calm yourself down by drinking the rest of your breakfast orange juice. Once calm, you decide to eat a banana.
If you are Van, you start to scream and cry all over again because you can't get the banana peel off.
If you are me, you are already sick of the Van roller coaster and it's only 9:16 in the morning. It's gonna be a long day.